WARNING: People that wear the puppet also have an uncontrollable urge to punch others.


One night about four months ago I hear a knock at my door in the wee hours of the morning. When I opened the door I found what I thought was a puppet rabbi. At first I thought it was cute, but strange things started happening that I couldn’t explain. In fact, the first time I put the puppet on my hand it punched me in the face! I couldn’t believe it! I put it down and immediately had the desire to punch the others around me. Over the last month this demonic puppet has gotten out of hand. I just can’t control it or myself so I have to get rid of it! It has ruined my marriage, got me fired, and sued. Anyone bidding on this item MUST realize this is sold “as is.” If you win this, YOU will be responsible for this thing. I would imagine that any potential buyer could use this rabbi's strength, and cunning to their advantage, but I wouldn’t recommend it. Below are some pictures of sneak attacks on friends that I was forced to perpetrate under the influence of the rabbi.

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